Pipe A Porter - Aphorisms

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This blessed gift of smoking!

H.G. Wells

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Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss

Sigmund Freud

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Light me another Cuban

Rudyard Kipling

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Tobacco, divine, rare super-excellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher’s stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases.

Robert Burton

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What I like most about cigars is simply sitting and talking with other men… Some of the best conversations I’ve ever had with men have been over a cigar

Jim Belushi

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A wisely chosen cigar to me, is like a weapon against certain of life’s torments, in some mysterious way, a little blue smoke chases them away.

Zino Davidoff

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A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture

Samuel Fuller

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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar

Groucho Marx

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Allah made tobacco grow to put a smile on the faces of men

Turkish Proverb

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They had no good cigars there, my lord; and I left the place in disgust.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

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On a cold winter morning, a cigar fortifies the soul

Stendhal

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If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral

George Burns

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“ If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go

Mark Twain

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You say smoking is bad for me? I say it’s worse for the cigar

Gomez Addams

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If newspapers write that we need to quit smoking, I'd rather give up reading

Winston Churchill

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The value of tobacco is best understood when it is the last you possess and there is non chance of getting more

Otto von Bismarck

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Women are jealous of cigar…They regard them as strong rival.

William M. Thackeray

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I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.

Thomas Mann

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My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you.

Sigmund Freud

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I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

Mark Twain

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Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.

Molière

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I smoke a pipe abroad, because, to all cigars I much prefer it.

Robert Louis Stevenson

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The end of a good smoke is a little saddening. In some regard, it's a bit like losing a best friend who had time to sit and listen.

Zen Warrior

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Unbeknownst to most, the world is completely controlled by a pipe smoking rabbit.

Marc Johns

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A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

Oscar Wilde

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Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. You're gonna go far, fly high, you're never gonna die.

Pink Floyd

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Without his pipe, Maigret is a naked man. At the start of any investigation, it supports his reflections and his tactile perception of the outside world.

Le Figaro

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I am in fact a Hobbit in all but size. I like gardens, trees, and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking

J.R.R.Tolkien

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Everything began at age 13. That's when I started writing, started smoking the pipe and lost my chastity.

Georges Simenon

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Tobacco is a companion in solitude; it is a storehouse for reflection and gives time for the fumes of wrath to disperse.

Japanese Author

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By the ashtray lay three pipes, one of them a meerschaum, but his favourite, the one to which he most readily returns, which he always carries with him, the one he called his 'good old pipe' wasn’t there.

George Simeons - Maigret's Pipe

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"Top ten Bill Clinton tips for a happy, healty marriage: #6 – “ if you must smoke a cigar, get an actual humidor “ "

David Letterman

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"Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica"

Abraham Lincoln

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"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two hundred percent form"

Winston Churchill

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"As the priest is characterized by his cassock, so the smoker by his pipe. The way in which he holds it, raises it to his lips, and knocks out the ashes, reveals his personality, habits, passions, and even his thoughts"

E.T.A. Hoffmann

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"There is nothing like being left alone again, to walk peacefully with oneself in the woods. To boil one's coffee and fill one's pipe, and to think idly and slowly as one does it"

Knut Hamsun

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"Don’t get upset, drink plenty of coffee and smoke"
(world’s oldest man –allegendly 167 years old- on the secrets to longevity)

Javier Pereira

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"Tobacco smoke is the one element in which, by our European manners, men can sit silent together without embarrassment"

Thomas Carlyle

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"It is quite a three pipe problem"

Sherlock Holmes

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"I have 14 children."
"You have 14 children? Why do you have so many kids?"
"Because I love my husband."
"I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while."

Groucho Marx

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"Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast."

Honere Daumier

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"Pipe smoking is the most protracted of all forms of tobacco consumption. It may explain why pipe smokers are generally regarded as patient men and philosophers"

Jerome E. Brooks

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"The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected"

William Makepeace Thackeray

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"Less is More"

Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe

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"Bring my pipe and fill its bowl
That I may puff to soothe my soul
For it is sure to clear my brain
And bring old memories back again"

Irish Poem

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"There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar"

Prince Sined Yar Maharg

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"The fragrance of pipe tobacco makes me wish I were a man"

Bebe Daniels

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"There is no more harm in a pipe than in a cup of tea. You may poison yourself by drinking too much green tea, and kill yourself by eating too many beefsteaks. For my part, I consider that tobacco, in moderation,is a sweetener and equalizer of the temper"

Thomas Henry Huxley

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"The fact is, the moment a man takes to a pipe, he becomes a philosopher. It's the poor man's friend; it calms the mind, soothes the temper, and makes a man patient under difficulties"

Thomas Chandler Haliburton

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"Whereas men of an older school smoke for the pleasure of smoking, men of this school smoke for the pleasure of pipe-owning, of selecting which of their many pipes they will fill with their specially blended tobacco, of filling the one so chosen, of lighting it, of taking it from the mouth to gaze lovingly and thus letting it go out, of lighting it again and letting it go out again, of polishing it up with their own special polisher, and then the pleasure of beginning all over again with another one."

Alan Alexander Milne

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"The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit"
[explanation of the switch from cigarettes to cigars]

Jack Nicholson

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"Man, the creature who knows he must die, who has dreams larger than his destiny, who is forever working a confidence trick on himself, needs an ally. Mine has been tobacco"

John Boynton Priestley

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"I have some friends, some honest friends and honest friends are few: my pipe of briar, my open fire and a book that's not too new"

Robert William Service

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"All the things of the universe are joined with you who smoke the pipe. All send their voice to Wakan-Taka, the great spirit. When you pray with this pipe you pray for and with everything"

Black Elk

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"My rule of life prescribed as an abosolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the interval beetween them "

Winston Churchill

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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and rich food. He was healthy right up the day he killed himself"

Johnny Carson

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"The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath"

Clement Clark Moore/strong>

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"Pipe smoking is properly an intellectual exercise"

Christopher Morley

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"At the candle light, as I light my pipe. All is bright, on this Christmas night. It gives us delight, to see such a sight for every wee mite, get just what's right"

Wishing Rhyme

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"Spring breeze.The boatman bites his pipe"

Haiku Poem

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"When all is said and done, love is trite compared with the spirituality of a tobacco pipe"

Jules deGancourt

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"Tobacco is my favorite vegetable"

Frank Zappa

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"Smoking a fine cigar closing your eyes: this means being rich"

Fernando Pessoa

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"If you can't send money, send tobacco"

George Washington

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"This is not a Pipe"

Renè Magritte

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"Smoke your pipe and be silent; there's only wind and smoke in the world"

Irish Proverb

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"Pipe: a primary masculine symbol with authoritarian overtones but also indicative of reliability and contentment"

The Dictionary of Visual Language

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"There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe"

Captain Frederick Marryat

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"Nowhere in the world will such a brotherly feeling of confidence be experienced as amongst those who sit together smoking their pipes"

Doctor Barnstein

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"A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan"

Edward Bulwer-Lytton

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"It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake."

Mark Twain

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"Life can be a game or a drama. A pipe in the mouth helps to play a little with a touch of culture that allows total enjoyment of their existence on this earth."

Arnoldo Foà

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"Smoke less, but better and longer; make a cult of it, even a philosophy"

Zino Davidoff

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"Consider your origins: you were not made to live as brutes, but to follow virtue and knowledge"

Dante Alighieri

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"Pipe smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief"

Bill Vaughan

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"Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears from the eyes of woman"

Ludwig Van Beethoven

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"“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking, and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer"

Clement Freud

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"As taylor made suit, a custom made tobacco blend is needed"

Alfred Dunhill

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"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times"

Mark Twain

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"A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth"

Trischmann’s Paradox

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"The happiest man I know owns a lighter and a wife and both of them works."

Woody Allen

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"I quit smoking. Now I have temporarily stopped quitting."

Anonymous

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"From smokers you can learn tolerance. A smoker has never complained about a non-smoker"

Sandro Pertini

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"If I cannot smoke in Heaven, I shall not go"

Mark Twain

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"I quit smoking. I’ll live one week longer and that week it’ll rain all the time"

Woody Allen

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"I find that, while working, a pipe is great source of inspiration…"

Robert Charles Benchley

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"I believe that pipe smoking contributes to somewhat calm and objective judgment in all human affairs"

Albert Einstein

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"My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you"

Sigmund Freud

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"What is the most important thing in your life?"  "I don’t know. Everything. Living. Smoking"

Jean-Paule Sartre

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"I burn my disappointments inside my pipe’s bowl. I have many things to be disappointed so I need many pipes"

Sandro Pertini

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